School-themed Play Pillows

'Let's play school. I'll be the principal and you be the teacher, or you be the principal and I'll be the superintendent.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

"Dad, I'm playing the role of the husband in our school play!"

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'

Invisible Man Kit

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

Suddenly Josh's mom's efforts with his costume seemed entirely inadequate

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'

"I don’t have any lines, but I do some pretty important rustling in the second act."

Caution! School Crossing.

"Could you tell which flower was me, daddy?"

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'

"Your apple was definitive!"

'In our class's Christmas pageant, I'm playing the department store manager.'

"Why are you playing out in your nativity play costume, son?"

'There goes my part as a wise man in the Christmas pageant.'

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."