First Play Pillows

"Just be yourself."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

Remote control pirate bully

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'My feet are killing me.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'They all want to play the star.'

"He likes it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Tommy!"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"I'm bored."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'At lone at last.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Swinging

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Theatre Crowd