Child's Play Debut T-Shirts

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

"Just be yourself."

Haircuts

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Silly wig.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Children's Art Show.

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

Jack in the box on strike.

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

Summer reading for the family.

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

Snail Man

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"Do that again, but cuter."

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

'We think he has a future in politics.'

Stone henge swing.

'My imaginary playmate is on the honor roll.'