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Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Silly wig.

Snail Man

"Just be yourself."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Piano Recital

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Tabletop Theatre

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.

Ruff

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

Sumo Love.

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Chekov play and scorecard,

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

Fat fairy

Welsh Dragon

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"I just got a huge advance for my first novel. It's about a writer who gets a huge advance for his first novel."

'As is the fashion these days, it's about nothing.'

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

Getting Published

'Larry, did you feel THAT? Your career just peaked! And on MY show! Isn't that fantastic?'