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Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Silly wig.

Snail Man

"Just be yourself."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Piano Recital

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Tabletop Theatre

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Ruff

Sumo Love.

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Chekov play and scorecard,

Fat fairy

Welsh Dragon

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

'As is the fashion these days, it's about nothing.'

"I just got a huge advance for my first novel. It's about a writer who gets a huge advance for his first novel."

'Larry, did you feel THAT? Your career just peaked! And on MY show! Isn't that fantastic?'

Getting Published

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

"The opening night is always a bit special!"

Grand Piano