Broadway Debut T-Shirts

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Just be yourself."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Trump! The Musical

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Piano Recital

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Silly wig.

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Snail Man

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Broadway Moosical.

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

Ruff

'We had to donwsize.'

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

Chekov play and scorecard,

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

Welsh Dragon

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

Waiting For Superman

"Oh, come on!!"

A Scene From 'Henry V'.