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Love in The Heights

"Just be yourself."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Bravo!"

Silly wig.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.

Ruff

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

Snail Man

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Chekov play and scorecard,

Welsh Dragon

Barbie Oscars

Fat fairy

Daniel Day Lewis

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

"Hawaii Five-O" is back? Yeah, but they should call it "Hawaii Version Two Point-0."

'They're not tears. It's water displacement from the bath scene.'

Red Letter Days - A First Night

The Scream at the movie theater.

'President Obama is talking up his healthcare plan on just about every show on television...'

Pre Opera Dinners