Theatre Premiere T-Shirts

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

Welsh Dragon

"Just be yourself."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Bravo!"

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Silly wig.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Tabletop Theatre

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

Ruff

Snail Man

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Chekov play and scorecard,

Fat fairy

Barbie Oscars

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Daniel Day Lewis

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

'They're not tears. It's water displacement from the bath scene.'

"Hawaii Five-O" is back? Yeah, but they should call it "Hawaii Version Two Point-0."

"The opening night is always a bit special!"

Welcome to Radio City Music Hall.

Red Letter Days - A First Night