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Pre Opera Dinners

"Just be yourself."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Silly wig.

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Bravo!"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Masquerade

Macbeth: Take Two

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Ruff

Snail Man

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Chekov play and scorecard,

Welsh Dragon

Barbie Oscars

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

'They're not tears. It's water displacement from the bath scene.'

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

"The opening night is always a bit special!"

Welcome to Radio City Music Hall.