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Pre Opera Dinners

"Just be yourself."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"Bravo!"

Silly wig.

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Macbeth: Take Two

Masquerade

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Snail Man

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

Ruff

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.

Chekov play and scorecard,

Welsh Dragon

Barbie Oscars

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

Daniel Day Lewis

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

'They're not tears. It's water displacement from the bath scene.'

"Hawaii Five-O" is back? Yeah, but they should call it "Hawaii Version Two Point-0."

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

"The opening night is always a bit special!"