Film Premiere T-Shirts

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"Just be yourself."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Bravo!"

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Ruff

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

Chekov play and scorecard,

Welsh Dragon

Barbie Oscars

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

'They're not tears. It's water displacement from the bath scene.'

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

Red Letter Days - A First Night

The Scream at the movie theater.

Pre Opera Dinners

Pipe Dream.

School of Hard Knocks Theater Depts: 'Break a leg!'

"Don't be long, Dear, you don't want to miss Celebrity Hari Kari on TV."

Love in The Heights