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'It lost me after that bloke hit the gong. I thought dinner was ready.'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

'It was great. I hated it.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Star Wars Audience

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Ruff

Chekov play and scorecard,

Welsh Dragon

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Barbie Oscars

You are very important to me!

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

'They're not tears. It's water displacement from the bath scene.'

Fleapit rebranded as Cinema Parasito

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

The Scream at the movie theater.

Falling asleep in the cinema.

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

"I could've done without all the wisecracky stuff for adults."

Pre Opera Dinners

Love in The Heights