Attending A Film Premiere Gifts

'It lost me after that bloke hit the gong. I thought dinner was ready.'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

'It was great. I hated it.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Star Wars Audience

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

Ruff

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.

Chekov play and scorecard,

'...well you say you're Stephen Hawking but as Eddie Redmayne said he was going to turn up in character we're not too sure."

Barbie Oscars

Welsh Dragon

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

You are very important to me!

Too many cooks also spoil the movie.

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Daniel Day Lewis

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

'They're not tears. It's water displacement from the bath scene.'

"Hawaii Five-O" is back? Yeah, but they should call it "Hawaii Version Two Point-0."

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

Fleapit rebranded as Cinema Parasito

The Marx Brothers in 3D

"Now here's where she gets the military secrets."

The Scream at the movie theater.

Falling asleep in the cinema.

Pre Opera Dinners

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

"I could've done without all the wisecracky stuff for adults."

'This is only the weather forecast- 'Strictly Come Dancing' is on in ten minutes!'