Film Premiere Gifts

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"Just be yourself."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Bravo!"

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

Ruff

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

Chekov play and scorecard,

Welsh Dragon

Barbie Oscars

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

Too many cooks also spoil the movie.

Daniel Day Lewis

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

'They're not tears. It's water displacement from the bath scene.'

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

"Hawaii Five-O" is back? Yeah, but they should call it "Hawaii Version Two Point-0."

Red Letter Days - A First Night

The Scream at the movie theater.

'President Obama is talking up his healthcare plan on just about every show on television...'

Pre Opera Dinners

"No it's digital hi-def, surround flavor, dolby buttery popcorn!"

'This is only the weather forecast- 'Strictly Come Dancing' is on in ten minutes!'

Pipe Dream.

School of Hard Knocks Theater Depts: 'Break a leg!'

"Don't be long, Dear, you don't want to miss Celebrity Hari Kari on TV."