Play Premiere Gifts

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Just be yourself."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

'They all want to play the star.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Piano Recital

"Bravo!"

Theatre Crowd

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

Hamlet

Tabletop Theatre

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

A pretention of playwrights

Midsummer Night's Dream

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

Ruff

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.

Chekov play and scorecard,

James Barrie.

Performance In The Bedroom

Three Witches from Macbeth

Welsh Dragon

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

Fat fairy

Barbie Oscars

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

The greatest love story ever moled.

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

Daniel Day Lewis