Performance Premiere Gifts

"Bravo!"

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'They all want to play the star.'

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Snowprov

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I, TikTok."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

Primitive magician

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Piano Recital

'He's maturing early.'

Jack Gleeson

Rainbow Quartet

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Tong!"

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

"The Just Me Band"

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Free Bird!"

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"