Premiere Night Gifts

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Theatre Masks and Butts

Taking a peek at the audience

"Bravo!"

Blue Dress and Feather

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Star Wars Audience

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.

Ruff

Chekov play and scorecard,

Barbie Oscars

Fat fairy

Welsh Dragon

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

Bravo!

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

Daniel Day Lewis

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

"Hawaii Five-O" is back? Yeah, but they should call it "Hawaii Version Two Point-0."

'They're not tears. It's water displacement from the bath scene.'

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

Odile