Premiere Night T-Shirts

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Theatre Masks and Butts

Taking a peek at the audience

Blue Dress and Feather

"Bravo!"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Star Wars Audience

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Ruff

Chekov play and scorecard,

Barbie Oscars

Welsh Dragon

Fat fairy

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

Bravo!

'They're not tears. It's water displacement from the bath scene.'

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

Odile

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

The Scream at the movie theater.