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"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"Bravo!"

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Star Wars Audience

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Sumo Love.

Ruff

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

Chekov play and scorecard,

Welsh Dragon

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

Barbie Oscars

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

'As is the fashion these days, it's about nothing.'

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"I just got a huge advance for my first novel. It's about a writer who gets a huge advance for his first novel."

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

'They're not tears. It's water displacement from the bath scene.'

The Scream at the movie theater.

Knowing your audience

"I can't believe my first published short story is about me."

Pre Opera Dinners

"It's a first novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who refused to publish the first novel of a..."

Love in The Heights