Tv Premiere Night Gifts

"Don't be long, Dear, you don't want to miss Celebrity Hari Kari on TV."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Theatre Masks and Butts

Taking a peek at the audience

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Bravo!"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Ruff

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

Chekov play and scorecard,

Welsh Dragon

Barbie Oscars

Daniel Day Lewis

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Bravo!

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

'They're not tears. It's water displacement from the bath scene.'

"Hawaii Five-O" is back? Yeah, but they should call it "Hawaii Version Two Point-0."

'Larry, did you feel THAT? Your career just peaked! And on MY show! Isn't that fantastic?'

Odile

The Scream at the movie theater.

Theatre Sketches by Daummier - They say that it is difficult to satisfy the Parisians. In these four rows there is not one who is dissatisfied, but of course, all these Frenchmen are - Romans

"Is there a playwright in the house?"