Tv Premiere Night Gifts

"Don't be long, Dear, you don't want to miss Celebrity Hari Kari on TV."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Theatre Masks and Butts

Taking a peek at the audience

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Bravo!"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Ruff

Chekov play and scorecard,

Barbie Oscars

Welsh Dragon

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

Bravo!

'Larry, did you feel THAT? Your career just peaked! And on MY show! Isn't that fantastic?'

'They're not tears. It's water displacement from the bath scene.'

Odile

The Scream at the movie theater.

Theatre Sketches by Daummier - They say that it is difficult to satisfy the Parisians. In these four rows there is not one who is dissatisfied, but of course, all these Frenchmen are - Romans

"It's not a huge role, but it is Shakespeare. I get to ask the king if he wants bottled or tap."

"Is there a playwright in the house?"