Theater Premiere T-Shirts

Chekov play and scorecard,

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Ruff

"Just be yourself."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"Bravo!"

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Silly wig.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Masquerade

Macbeth: Take Two

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

Snail Man

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Welsh Dragon

Barbie Oscars

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Daniel Day Lewis

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

'They're not tears. It's water displacement from the bath scene.'

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

"Hawaii Five-O" is back? Yeah, but they should call it "Hawaii Version Two Point-0."

"The opening night is always a bit special!"

Welcome to Radio City Music Hall.