Theater Premiere T-Shirts

Chekov play and scorecard,

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Ruff

"Just be yourself."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Silly wig.

"Bravo!"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Masquerade

Macbeth: Take Two

Snail Man

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Welsh Dragon

Barbie Oscars

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

'They're not tears. It's water displacement from the bath scene.'

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

"The opening night is always a bit special!"

Welcome to Radio City Music Hall.

Red Letter Days - A First Night

The Scream at the movie theater.

Pre Opera Dinners