Stage Debut T-Shirts

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Just be yourself."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Pirate

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Modern Major General

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Mikado

Silly wig.

Scarpia from Tosca

Piano Recital

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Karataoke

Freddie Mercury

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Tina Turner

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Magic Tricks

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Jeff Beck.

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Midsummer Night's Dream