Stage Debut Mugs

"Just be yourself."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Pirate

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Modern Major General

Scarpia from Tosca

Silly wig.

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Piano Recital

Mikado

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Tina Turner

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Magic Tricks

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Midsummer Night's Dream

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'