Broadway Opening Night T-Shirts

"There's nothing like a dame!"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Theatre Masks and Butts

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Taking a peek at the audience

"Bravo!"

Silly wig.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Macbeth: Take Two

Masquerade

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Snail Man

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

Broadway Moosical.

'We had to donwsize.'

Chekov play and scorecard,

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

Fat fairy

Welsh Dragon

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

'6 One-Act Plays By 6 World Leaders'

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

"Oh, come on!!"