Broadway Opening Night Gifts

"There's nothing like a dame!"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Theatre Masks and Butts

Taking a peek at the audience

Silly wig.

"Bravo!"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Masquerade

Macbeth: Take Two

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Snail Man

Broadway Moosical.

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'We had to donwsize.'

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

Chekov play and scorecard,

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

Fat fairy

Welsh Dragon

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

'6 One-Act Plays By 6 World Leaders'

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

"Oh, come on!!"

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'