Opening Night Celebration Gifts

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Theatre Masks and Butts

Taking a peek at the audience

"Bravo!"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Macbeth: Take Two

Masquerade

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

Chekov play and scorecard,

Fat fairy

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

Bravo!

"There's nothing like a dame!"

"Pay no attention to us, we're just a mirage."

'Mind throwing him back? It's his round...'

"Just picking up some Super Bowl provisions."

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

Wine-tasting Tour.

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

Odile

'I made it myself.' 'Tell me about it.'

'Only water I'm afraid - we were relying on you, as dinner guests, to bring a bottle of wine...'

Theatre Sketches by Daummier - They say that it is difficult to satisfy the Parisians. In these four rows there is not one who is dissatisfied, but of course, all these Frenchmen are - Romans

"Is there a playwright in the house?"

"It's not a huge role, but it is Shakespeare. I get to ask the king if he wants bottled or tap."

Bears Win!!!