Opening Night Gift Gifts

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Theatre Masks and Butts

Taking a peek at the audience

"Bravo!"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Masquerade

Macbeth: Take Two

"Gift"

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"While you make the sales presentation, Monica. I'll scope out the room and try to identify this company's Achilles heel!"

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Chekov play and scorecard,

Fat fairy

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

Bravo!

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

"For someone in the hospital, I'd recommend this arrangement -pleasant colors, a nice variety, and they all can be eaten for medicinal purposes."

"C'mon, get up...it's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"

Odile

Theatre Sketches by Daummier - They say that it is difficult to satisfy the Parisians. In these four rows there is not one who is dissatisfied, but of course, all these Frenchmen are - Romans

"Is there a playwright in the house?"

"It's not a huge role, but it is Shakespeare. I get to ask the king if he wants bottled or tap."

'You've been smarting off a lot lately -- Have you been fooling around with that 'Tree of Knowledge'?'

'I'm sorry, Marvin, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"Or would you rather break the ice with hankies or something?"

'I won't itemize. Just bring me one of everything.'