Opening Day Gifts

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

'Opening day.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

"It's opening day."

Bowled over again!

Go team!

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Theatre Masks and Butts

Taking a peek at the audience

"Bravo!"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Perils of the double play.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Masquerade

Macbeth: Take Two

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

Strive to win!

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Chekov play and scorecard,

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!