Opening Day Mugs

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

'Opening day.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

"It's opening day."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Go team!

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Theatre Masks and Butts

Taking a peek at the audience

"Bravo!"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Perils of the double play.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

Masquerade

Macbeth: Take Two

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Strive to win!

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Chekov play and scorecard,

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Football supporters.

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.