Baseball Opening Day Mugs

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Go team!

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Perils of the double play.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Strive to win!

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Football supporters.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'