Opening Night Mugs

Chekov play and scorecard,

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Taking a peek at the audience

"It's not a huge role, but it is Shakespeare. I get to ask the king if he wants bottled or tap."

"Is there a playwright in the house?"

Theatre Masks and Butts

Theatre Sketches by Daummier - They say that it is difficult to satisfy the Parisians. In these four rows there is not one who is dissatisfied, but of course, all these Frenchmen are - Romans

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"Bravo!"

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Bravo!

Zombie standup

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Macbeth: Take Two

Masquerade

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

Fat fairy

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

"There's nothing like a dame!"

'They're not tears. It's water displacement from the bath scene.'

Carpet

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

"The opening night is always a bit special!"

'Hello, Room Service?'

Odile

The Scream at the movie theater.