Broadway Shows Gifts

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

Cole Porter

"I see co-hosts. I see commercials. I see Broadway shows. I don't see a Thanksgiving Day Parade."

Toot toot tootsie, Goodbye!

Trump! The Musical

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Theatre Crowd

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Succession 2

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

Broadway Moosical.

'We had to donwsize.'

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

Fred Astaire

'Sheep striptease'.

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

'6 One-Act Plays By 6 World Leaders'

Franz Kafka does stand-up...

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"Oh, come on!!"

"Those who can can, dance."

Jane Krakowski

Waiting For Superman