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"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

"I see co-hosts. I see commercials. I see Broadway shows. I don't see a Thanksgiving Day Parade."

Toot toot tootsie, Goodbye!

Trump! The Musical

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Theatre Crowd

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Succession 2

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Broadway Moosical.

'We had to donwsize.'

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

'Sheep striptease'.

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"Oh, come on!!"

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

Waiting For Superman

'6 One-Act Plays By 6 World Leaders'

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

Jane Krakowski

"Those who can can, dance."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

"There's nothing like a dame!"

Lin-Manuel Miranda