Theater Opening Night T-Shirts

Macbeth: Take Two

Masquerade

"Just be yourself."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Theatre Masks and Butts

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Taking a peek at the audience

Silly wig.

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Bravo!"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Ruff

Snail Man

Chekov play and scorecard,

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

Fat fairy

Welsh Dragon

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

Bravo!

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

"There's nothing like a dame!"

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

"The opening night is always a bit special!"