Theater Season Opening T-Shirts

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"Just be yourself."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Painting taking root...

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Silly wig.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Masquerade

Macbeth: Take Two

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Snail Man

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Ruff

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.

Chekov play and scorecard,

'You're no Pollock.'

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Instant art

Welsh Dragon

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

Fat fairy

"Please turn on your cell phones."

The Battle of the Pictures.

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

'It's not over till the slim, glamorous crossover lady sings.'