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"It looks like a hit, doesn't it?"

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

'It's not over till the slim, glamorous crossover lady sings.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Bond James, Bond."

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

Showbiz Awards

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'They all want to play the star.'

Herman Mankiewicz

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Tut and Carmen.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Extreme miming"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Hamlet'

Papageno from The Magic Flute

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Champagne

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Honoré de Balzac

Jean-Paul Sartre