Theater Season Gifts

"It looks like a hit, doesn't it?"

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

They're putting on "Macbeth" at the outdoor amphitheater even though the cold weather has arrived. Putting the shakes in Shakespeare!

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

'It's not over till the slim, glamorous crossover lady sings.'

"Bond James, Bond."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

Showbiz Awards

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Herman Mankiewicz

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'They all want to play the star.'

Tut and Carmen.

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"Extreme miming"

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'Hamlet'

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Leslie Caron.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Jean-Paul Sartre

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted