Theater Gifts

King Lear and his Accoutant

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

Hamlet's Duplex

Octopus Shadow Puppets

"Well, the tickets sure as hell weren't minimal."

"Say what's on your mind, Harris - the language of dance has always eluded me."

Rabbit Makes Shadow Puppet Of A Hand

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Doctor Jekyll and Doctor Hyde."

Crime in the theater district was the worst. Too much drama: 'okay good, now wiggle your fingers and sway back and forth in the wind.'

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

"There just aren't any good parts."

"Looks like Sir is going over the top ..."

Shakespeare in the Way

Before Powerpoint.

I had a career in theatre, and television but I quit because I couldn't suppress my passion for insurance sales

Hamlet: An Early Draft

'I'm just a girl who can't say no.' (Woman at a speech therapist).

"Oh, don't mind me..I'm a little early. Just go about your business...pretend I'm not here.

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

"The FDA didn't approve the use of eye of newt."

'Never mind the dramatics, Watkins. Just read the treasurer's report.'

A town crier ringing his bell and shouting the news.

"...not ANOTHER unfinished symphony!"

"For the love of God, is there a doctor in the house?"

'And what do you do?'

'Cut! The witness hasn't been rehearsed.'

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

"Being a sugar plum fairy doesn't mean sticking to a diet of sugar plums!"

Theater masks wearing face masks

'...what's this stuff about the CEO being 'a tragic figure...'?'

'First webinar?'

'We're looking for a star, and I truly believe that star could be you...'

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'