Theater Performance Gifts

'What do you mean you don't believe I'm really a Princess?'

Lion Costume

Shepherd and eurydice

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Bond James, Bond."

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

Showbiz Awards

Benedict Cumberbatch

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Tut and Carmen.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Herman Mankiewicz

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Jean-Paul Sartre

Champagne

'Hamlet'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."