Stage Performances Gifts

Stage Manager: 'Is THERE a BETTER ACTOR in the House?!'

Oklahoma! "Never mind the farmer and the cowman, reconcile the performer and the latecomer then I'll be impressed!"

"It's Cinderella?!?"

Modern Major General

Stage Realism

The terrible 2's. It was an awful stage.

"Ok - when we get to the freeway I'll drive!"

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

'Is there a doctor in the audience, or preferably a handsome actor who can play a doctor?'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Just be yourself."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Pirate

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Scarpia from Tosca

Senta jumps into the sea

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Silly wig.

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Theatre Crowd

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Mikado

Karataoke

Freddie Mercury

A man taking a bow

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."