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King Lear and his Accoutant

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Hamlet's Duplex

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

Octopus Shadow Puppets

"Well, the tickets sure as hell weren't minimal."

"Say what's on your mind, Harris - the language of dance has always eluded me."

Rabbit Makes Shadow Puppet Of A Hand

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Doctor Jekyll and Doctor Hyde."

Crime in the theater district was the worst. Too much drama: 'okay good, now wiggle your fingers and sway back and forth in the wind.'

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

"Looks like Sir is going over the top ..."

Shakespeare in the Way

"There just aren't any good parts."

Before Powerpoint.

I had a career in theatre, and television but I quit because I couldn't suppress my passion for insurance sales

Hamlet: An Early Draft

'I'm just a girl who can't say no.' (Woman at a speech therapist).

"Oh, don't mind me..I'm a little early. Just go about your business...pretend I'm not here.

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

'Never mind the dramatics, Watkins. Just read the treasurer's report.'

"The FDA didn't approve the use of eye of newt."

Drama class

"...not ANOTHER unfinished symphony!"

A town crier ringing his bell and shouting the news.

"For the love of God, is there a doctor in the house?"

Urology - Dr Nutcracker.

'And what do you do?'

'...what's this stuff about the CEO being 'a tragic figure...'?'

Theater masks wearing face masks

Let's stick to 'No room at the inn' and leave out 'Have you tried the internet?'

'Cut! The witness hasn't been rehearsed.'

'First webinar?'