Enjoying Theater Gifts

THE EVEN COUPLE

"Bond James, Bond."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

Showbiz Awards

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'They all want to play the star.'

Tut and Carmen.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Herman Mankiewicz

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Champagne

Pirate

Leslie Caron.

'Hamlet'

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Extreme miming"