Theatre Season Gifts

Yenta Theatre Presents: Waiting for Godot

Theatre Sketches by Daummier - They say that it is difficult to satisfy the Parisians. In these four rows there is not one who is dissatisfied, but of course, all these Frenchmen are - Romans

Shepherd and eurydice

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mardi Gras

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Pirate

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Southwark Fair.

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

Welcome Spring.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"Happy Gnu Year!"

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Piracy on a boating lake

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Modern Major General

Taking a peek at the audience

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Sunbathing in Autumn

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Scarpia from Tosca

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker