Theater Season Kickoff Gifts

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Just be yourself."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Kenny Dalglish

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

Macbeth: Take Two

Masquerade

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Input From The Front Office

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Ruff

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

Chekov play and scorecard,

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

Welsh Dragon

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

Fat fairy

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'It's not over till the slim, glamorous crossover lady sings.'