Theater Season Kickoff Pillows

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Just be yourself."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

Macbeth: Take Two

Masquerade

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Input From The Front Office

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

Ruff

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Chekov play and scorecard,

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

Welsh Dragon

Fat fairy

"Please turn on your cell phones."

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

'It's not over till the slim, glamorous crossover lady sings.'

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."