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"In a minor role, but giving a highly charged performance. . ."

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Hamlet'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Out damn Spot

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Taking a peek at the audience

"It's a play on words."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Applause

"Bravo!"

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Shakespeare places his works in 'To Be' or 'Not To Be'.

A man taking a bow

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

To read or not to read?

Comedy and tragedy masks

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Jack-a-box in the theatre.