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For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Painting taking root...

Misunderstood artist

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'I could do that.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

You had me at vintage.

Rodin's Browser

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Convenience.

Children's Art Show.

The Rise of Modern Art

"Now this I get."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Escher exhibition first floor

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.