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'My dad thinks I have a future in junk bonds.'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Homo Gamus

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'Your manuscript was delicious.'

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

The Secret Life of Pens

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

E-commerce for shoplifters.

Paint fight art!

'My God, you're right - they are all back issues of TV guide.'

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

'Painter'

Private View.

'Do not be alarmed... this is only a drill!'

"It's the great pumpkin massacre"

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

Wallpaper over a door.

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

Me Head's in Bits

Photocopying his ass was not as easy as he'd been led to believe.

Jeff hadn't quite anticipated how he'd feel exhibiting his art publicly for the first time.

"Mijo, just do what you always do before you write a paper...it's obviously working!"

"I know it's surface-level behavior, but I think I just might respond to it."

"Yes, we cater to a rather specialized clientele."

"Mine's a metaphor. I don't know what's going on withyou."