Chaotic Home Curator T-Shirts

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Homo Gamus

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

"It's all right dear, it only seems what it is."

The Secret Life of Pens

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

"I'm running a loose ship."

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

How men shop for towels.

'Please excuse the mess guys.My husband's doing a correspondence course in Embalming.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. II

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

'Painter'

'My dad thinks I have a future in junk bonds.'

'You must excuse us. Things are a bit upside-down at the moment.'

'Do not be alarmed... this is only a drill!'

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

Me Head's in Bits

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

"It's the great pumpkin massacre"

"I know it's surface-level behavior, but I think I just might respond to it."

"George! You forgot to put the top on the popcorn popper."

"To save time, Dr. Nuclear, we ask that you stop following every correct answer with a bout of maniacal laughter."

'Can you call back? He's busy right now.'

'Don't worry, your father won't notice.'

"Mine's a metaphor. I don't know what's going on withyou."

'I love what you haven't done with this place.'

"Don't you think we'll be memorable parents?"

Man attempting to paint a room by exploding paint onto the walls - "Could I see your qualifications again Mr Baker."