Theater Comeback Pillows

"In a minor role, but giving a highly charged performance. . ."

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'Hamlet'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Out damn Spot

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Taking a peek at the audience

"It's a play on words."

"Bravo!"

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Applause

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

Shakespeare places his works in 'To Be' or 'Not To Be'.

A man taking a bow

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

To read or not to read?

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Comedy and tragedy masks

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'