Child's First Game Pillows

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Football Fans

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Face painting.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Little league world series of poker.

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'How's the water skiing?'

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Jack in the box on strike.

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Summer reading for the family.

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Playground reputation.

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."