Children's Games Pillows

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

"It all started many years ago, my son, when I began to play 'King of the Mountain'."

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

"Eenie,meeni,minie,mo..."

"Goodbye, Masked Kid, and thanks for all the help!"

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

'Um ..... I guess I'll take truth.' (Kids playing 'Truth or Dare').

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

'For goodness sake, let's stop this madness!'

'Boy I hate children: They sing 'Eeny Meeny Miney Mo' and then catch me by the toe...'

Pinata alien.

'I insist on a nurse being present.'

"Well I've searched every inch of the moon's surface, so I guess she must be hiding back on earth."

"I've come for only one of you... the one who doesn't have a chair when the music stops."

Cut price supermarket with a trolley for a children's ride.

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

Skipping with a beard.

"I see Mom has been driving your remote control cars."

"I think your problem is heartbeat-from-mouth syndrome."

"They're playing 'telemarketer.'"

"It was an ambush Sheriff, Injuns, didn't see what tribe, but they were real young!"

"Once we get the doors open, we'll see all the people."

Hide and Seek

"This little piggy goes to the market. . ."

Boy hitting spider instead of pinata at birthday party.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"Where do you see yourself in five potatoes?"

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

Bobbing for hell

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"

"Well, helloO Billy. Remember me?.."

"Kids, it's weird out there. Scissors look scary, but they're harmless. Paper, on the other hand, is incredibly deadly. If you see paper just run as fast as you can."

Boys looking dissapointed at a spiked post

Our 'used up' man takes a walk with his cousins in Kensington Gardens

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."